The funniest thing you’ll read all day…
From Us Weekly:
The new Us Weekly reports that Kate Hudson has been trying to make New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez less of an egomaniac.
It must not be easy.
A former Rodriguez fling remembers seeing portraits of the slugger, 34, as a centaur hanging over his bed.
“He was so vain,” his ex tells Us Weekly. “He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure?”
Adds the ex, “It was ridiculous.”
That’s right, folks. A centaur (I mean, A-Centaur).
Sure, these may just be the words of a jilted lover, but come on, that’s hilarious.
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